He’s So Dreamy…
This is getting ridiculous. I keep having dreams about meeting Steve Martin, getting his phone number and then losing it. What does that mean? That, in life, I get really far and then fail right before the job is done? Does it mean I’ll never ever ever get to marry Steve Martin like I’ve wanted to since I was 5-years-old? Or does it mean that, to everyone, he’s unattainable and not ready to commit?
If you’re out there, Steve, you know where to find me. And this time, I won’t lose your number.
