Off the Record

A film about a girl with a toothful vagina. The mom from Growing Pains. A package received two days late full of cheese, sauce, pizza shells, an issue of 52nd City and a Christmas card. A bus-full of people singing along to a Weezer song playing over the intercom. People lining up 6 hours before the start of a film where Dakota Fanning gets raped. Up to my knees in snow. The Mexican guy in Dirty Dancing 2 and Y Tu Mama Tambien. Bloated from eating nothing but carbohydrates for the past 5 days. Free Hoegaarden and wine for 6 hours a night. Only partaking in the latter once for two hours.